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You remember the episode in Mad Men where Peggy is really pregnant? … Vibrator much?
MY FRIEND HAS THAT. and it doesn’t vibrate like i thought it did…. you have to shake it yourself. so it’s not a...
please take my life
AHHHHH! DANIKA! LOL. WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IN P.E.
This is just… I… I can’t even… I mean, every time I see this, I can’t stop laughing, but it’s like… the stupidest thing...
THEN ZAC DID A THIRD THING.
Girl in pink knew bitch always knew
the time. it’s the one item...judged people for getting, actually. like…have you not seen...
Wouldn’t it be easier if I just gave like, 2-3 hand jobs a day for free ?
one of my coworkers bought one of these, and when she was describing it to me all i could do was laugh and laugh and...